Old Man River--sung by Harry Reid

The Senate Majority has admitted that he has previously said that Obama wasn't very dark skinned and that he didn't speak with a negro dialect, thus making him more electable I assume.  Now he's said he's sorry and Obama says its okay so all is forgiven.  Remember, Reid is a democrat.  Had a republican said that they'd still be sharpening their pitchforks and lighting their torches.


With the first round of the nfl playoffs complete we've got

Jets @Chargers
Ravens @Colts
Cowboys@Vikings
Cardinals@Saints

I'll take the Jets +10, Ravens +3, Vikings +13, and Saints+10 (meaning they'll win by that much)


Jay Leno is canceled and now the great tonight show war begins to see who'll be the host and what happens.  Is this exciting?  Not really but hey depending on how it shakes out you never know.

Mark McGwire admits he took roids.  In other news....

These kids are gonna end up on Maury. 

In other words, big fucking surprise.

Simon is not coming back to Idol after this coming season.  I think they'd be better off stopping the show rather than trying to replace him with someone who will be lackluster.

As a parting shot....

A-Team--------Fuck the World!