Just a few quickies

Stupid

Ben and Jerry's have apologized and recalled a new ice cream based on Jeremy Lin called Linsanity because it was "racist" by having pieces of fortune cookie in the mix.

1)  It's fucking ice cream, have some balls and say if you don't like it, don't buy it.  You're a bunch of libs from vermont anyways, nobody on your side will ride you that hard.

2)  He's chinese-ish!  It fits, it was a cute gesture.


Daytona 500

I dont even know if they're in the race but I'm guessing they are.  I don't know what order they'll be in but look for Tony Stewart, Jimmie Johnson, and Kurt Busch to be in the top 5.

Patrick and Gordon will crash.

Academy Awards are tonight.  

Oldman, Plummer, Streep, Spencer, Scorsese

Best Picture is hard because they can go in several directions.  You can make the 9/11 crowd happy, you can make Tyler Perry happy.....my gut tells me not to go with War Horse because it says war in the title and hollywood is a bunch of pacifist assholes.  I'm going to go with the old standby.  The Artist, because nobody ever plunked down $10 to see it.

Tidbits

The only thing that outpaces how fast the price of gas goes up is how quickly Obama will apologize to anyone, anywhere, for something.

Fast prediction based on a gut feeling.  Romney's running mate will be named Paul but it won't be Ron.

And we're back....

5 months away so where should I start?

NFL predictions!

Blue are within 1 game or less, Green are within 2 games, Red are worthless.

East:

Philadelphia Eagles—Predicted 11-5-----8-8

Dallas Cowboys —Predicted  10-6----8-8

New York Giants—Predicted 8-8-----9-7

Washington Redskins—Predicted 6-10-----5-11

West:

St. Louis Rams—Predicted 10-6-----2-14

Seattle Seahawks—Predicted 8-8-----7-9

San Francisco 49ers—Predicted 7-9-----13-3

Arizona Cardinals—Predicted 5-11-----8-8

North:

Green Bay Packers—Predicted 14-2-----15-1

Minnesota Vikings—Predicted 8-8----3-13

Detroit Lions—Predicted 8-8---10-6

Chicago Bears—Predicted 6-10-----8-8

South:

Atlanta Falcons—Predicted13-3-----10-6

New Orleans Saints—Predicted 10-6-----13-3

Tampa Bay Buccaneers—Predicted 7-9-----4-12

Carolina Panthers—Predicted 6-10-----6-10 PERFECT

AFC

East:
New England Patriots—Predicted 13-3-----13-3   PERFECT
New York Jets—Predicted 11-5-----8-8
Miami Dolphins—Predicted  6-10-----6-10  PERFECT
Buffalo Bills—Predicted   4-12-----6-10

North:
Pittsburgh Steelers—Predicted 11-5-----12-4
Baltimore Ravens—Predicted  10-6----12-4
Cleveland Browns—Predicted  8-8-----4-12
Cincinnati Bengals—Predicted  3-13-----9-7

South:
Indianapolis Colts—Predicted 10-6-----2-14
Houston Texans—Predicted  9-7-----10-6
Tennessee Titans—Predicted  6-10-----9-7
Jacksonville Jaguars—Predicted  2-14-----5-11

West:
San Diego Chargers—Predicted 12-4-----8-8
Oakland Raiders—Predicted 10-6-----8-8
Kansas City Chiefs—Predicted  7-9-----7-9  PERFECT
Denver Broncos—Predicted  5-11-----8-8

So what do we know.  

1. I was within 1 or perfect 10/32
2. I was within 2 games 15/32--almost half the league. 
3. The rest of those teams are fuckers

Dead Pool 2012.

I picked 10 celebs and have hit on 4 of them already (Etta James, Whitney Houston, Gary Carter, Joe Paterno) but thats easy to claim.  Here's my remaining six.

Aretha Franklin
Betty White
Hulk Hogan
Miley Cyrus 
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Charlie Sheen

Presidential Politics

We're down to: 

Gingrich who looks to have given up :(

Romney who's looking like the nominee :(

Paul who's still a fucking idiot -_-

Santorum who has a good message but is running out of cash and is getting double penetrated by the Romney-Paul rendition of the Road Warriors.  :/

Obama who makes Jimmy Carter look  credible.  Hopefully he can sing Al Green while he's packing his shit on Jan 19th.   :D

World Events

A bunch of muslim countries had revolutions.  The people who took power all want to kill the jews.  Who'da thought!

The US Senate hasn't passed a budget for about 3 years.  Imagine if you told the gov't you weren't going to file your taxes that long.  What would happen to you is what should happen to Harry Reid....without lube.

Gas prices are going through the roof due mainly to us trying to find our balls with Iran.  How much more are they going to provoke us for someone at 1600 Penn Ave to man up and handle our national business?  

Europe is out of money.  We're out of money.  China is printing Money.  Russia is laundering Money.    Next week's economics lesson:  what happens when you turn down domestic pipelines.

CM Punk (WWE champ) wants to curbstomp the woman beating Chris Brown.  Brown's reply will lip synched...badly.

And last but not least

My little girl has turned one.  I am very very lucky.