Monday, February 20, 2017

So it's been 5 years since I posted on here.  A lot has changed in the world, the country, even my family.  So why after all this time should I come back to this?  To put it bluntly, the rising tide of stupid that I read every day on various social medias.

Before I go further lemme give a shout out to GAB.   https://gab.ai/home

These guys get it right unlike some others....looking at you Twitter.....and allow users to actually use free speech.  Without censorship, without deleting "offensive" messages and language, without being lapdogs for the left wing machine in this world who never met a conservative message, joke, or critique they didn't hate.  And they actually let you use 300 characters so you don't have to use 2 for too or 4 for..well, for.

So where was I?  Oh yea, left wing douchebag snowflakes.  They're losing their minds.  Whether it's on facebook or twitter or whatever.  Now stop and ask a question.  Would they be acting this way if they truly expected Trump to implode like they claim he will?  Common sense says they wouldn't.  They'd wait him out, throw a few jabs here and there, and then pick the bones like vultures.  But that isn't what they're doing.  They're in full fledged meltdown mode on every single thing he does and why is that?  Because they know he won't implode.  They know he'll try and keep his promises and if the spineless GOP majorities wake the fuck up he may even succeed.  He may change the direction of this country for decades so the next time you see a protest, or a whiny social media post, or a sky is falling tweet just smile and know...we're winning.

Now, one of their big complaints is about Russia.  RUSSIA!!!  It'd have been nice if they'd been that concerned about them for 8 years when Putin bent Obama over and fucked him 10 ways to Sunday like a direct-to-DVD knockoff of 50 Shades.  Or maybe when Hillary (Christ did we dodge a bullet or what??) helped Russia purchase a huge amount of our uranium.  Nah, no worries until the worst Democrat since Dukakis....maybe McGovern, fucked up worse than the Atlanta Falcons prevent defense.  So they need a scapegoat.  Surely it couldn't be her fault for never having any sort of a positive message.  Nope it was the Russians!

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First it was Trump had business ties.  Then it was they hacked the DNC (BTW, what did we learn from that hack?  More to come on that in a bit).  Then it was they hacked the election.  Then it was Trump is some kind of manchurian candidate, then it was blah blah blah.  Hey snowflakes.  You lost BIG TIME because you picked the worst nominee in 30 years.

But remember another time the lefties didn't care about Russia?  It was just around the time of the previous presidential election.

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The guy on the right was Putin's hand picked "successor" who he quickly got out of the way.  Think Pat Riley as Coach/GM but with nukes.

What is more flexibility you ask?  Why is he telling the Russians he'll have it after the election you ask?  Why would the Russians want him to be more flexible you...oh you get it.  Bottom line is, 4 years ago Democrats were all "yea he's going to work with Russia and we'll get along that's great!" and then when Trump said he wants to work with them he's the antichrist.

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PSA...Don't hire this man ^^^ as a bartender.

So, about that DNC leak(s).  What did we learn?

*The Democrats were in the tank for Hillary from day 1
*Bernie Sanders who was unelectable but at least he believes his own bullshit was treated terribly by his own party, especially the higher ups who should have been neutral.
*CNN and other entities were working hand in hand with the Dems
*They gave her debate questions early
*DNC folks love to make fun of catholics, latinos, blacks, and anyone else they think are below them.

But remember...it doesn't matter what we learn, which nobody has denied as fake...we just have to be mad at these two for hacking them to begin with....


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So let me toss this one in too.  At a rally in Florida, the First Lady intro'd her husband but before she did, she led the crowd in prayer.  And she was attacked for it.  To say nothing about the fact if Michelle Obama had done it she would have been praised, I don't remember ANY first lady doing it before and I think it was very refreshing and hopeful.


I think I shouldn't wait 5 years for the next installment and I probably won't have to wait very long for new material.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Just a few quickies

Stupid

Ben and Jerry's have apologized and recalled a new ice cream based on Jeremy Lin called Linsanity because it was "racist" by having pieces of fortune cookie in the mix.

1)  It's fucking ice cream, have some balls and say if you don't like it, don't buy it.  You're a bunch of libs from vermont anyways, nobody on your side will ride you that hard.

2)  He's chinese-ish!  It fits, it was a cute gesture.


Daytona 500

I dont even know if they're in the race but I'm guessing they are.  I don't know what order they'll be in but look for Tony Stewart, Jimmie Johnson, and Kurt Busch to be in the top 5.

Patrick and Gordon will crash.



Academy Awards are tonight.  

Oldman, Plummer, Streep, Spencer, Scorsese

Best Picture is hard because they can go in several directions.  You can make the 9/11 crowd happy, you can make Tyler Perry happy.....my gut tells me not to go with War Horse because it says war in the title and hollywood is a bunch of pacifist assholes.  I'm going to go with the old standby.  The Artist, because nobody ever plunked down $10 to see it.



Tidbits

The only thing that outpaces how fast the price of gas goes up is how quickly Obama will apologize to anyone, anywhere, for something.

Fast prediction based on a gut feeling.  Romney's running mate will be named Paul but it won't be Ron.





Thursday, February 23, 2012

And we're back....

5 months away so where should I start?

NFL predictions!

Blue are within 1 game or less, Green are within 2 games, Red are worthless.


East:
Philadelphia Eagles—Predicted 11-5-----8-8
Dallas Cowboys —Predicted  10-6----8-8
New York Giants—Predicted 8-8-----9-7
Washington Redskins—Predicted 6-10-----5-11

West:
St. Louis Rams—Predicted 10-6-----2-14
Seattle Seahawks—Predicted 8-8-----7-9
San Francisco 49ers—Predicted 7-9-----13-3
Arizona Cardinals—Predicted 5-11-----8-8

North:
Green Bay Packers—Predicted 14-2-----15-1
Minnesota Vikings—Predicted 8-8----3-13
Detroit Lions—Predicted 8-8---10-6
Chicago Bears—Predicted 6-10-----8-8

South:
Atlanta Falcons—Predicted13-3-----10-6
New Orleans Saints—Predicted 10-6-----13-3
Tampa Bay Buccaneers—Predicted 7-9-----4-12
Carolina Panthers—Predicted 6-10-----6-10 PERFECT

AFC

East:
New England Patriots—Predicted 13-3-----
13-3   PERFECT
New York Jets—Predicted 11-5-----8-8
Miami Dolphins—Predicted  6-10-----6-10  PERFECT
Buffalo Bills—Predicted   4-12-----6-10

North:
Pittsburgh Steelers—Predicted 11-5-----12-4
Baltimore Ravens—Predicted  10-6----12-4
Cleveland Browns—Predicted  8-8-----4-12
Cincinnati Bengals—Predicted  3-13-----9-7

South:
Indianapolis Colts—Predicted 10-6-----2-14
Houston Texans—Predicted  9-7-----10-6
Tennessee Titans—Predicted  6-10-----9-7
Jacksonville Jaguars—Predicted  2-14-----5-11

West:
San Diego Chargers—Predicted 12-4-----8-8
Oakland Raiders—Predicted 10-6-----8-8
Kansas City Chiefs—Predicted  7-9-----7-9  PERFECT
Denver Broncos—Predicted  5-11-----8-8
So what do we know.  

  1. I was within 1 or perfect 10/32
  2. I was within 2 games 15/32--almost half the league. 
  3. The rest of those teams are fuckers

Dead Pool 2012.

I picked 10 celebs and have hit on 4 of them already (Etta James, Whitney Houston, Gary Carter, Joe Paterno) but thats easy to claim.  Here's my remaining six.

Aretha Franklin
Betty White
Hulk Hogan
Miley Cyrus 
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Charlie Sheen

Presidential Politics

We're down to: 

Gingrich who looks to have given up :(
Romney who's looking like the nominee :(
Paul who's still a fucking idiot -_-
Santorum who has a good message but is running out of cash and is getting double penetrated by the Romney-Paul rendition of the Road Warriors.  :/

Obama who makes Jimmy Carter look  credible.  Hopefully he can sing Al Green while he's packing his shit on Jan 19th.   :D

World Events

A bunch of muslim countries had revolutions.  The people who took power all want to kill the jews.  Who'da thought!

The US Senate hasn't passed a budget for about 3 years.  Imagine if you told the gov't you weren't going to file your taxes that long.  What would happen to you is what should happen to Harry Reid....without lube.

Gas prices are going through the roof due mainly to us trying to find our balls with Iran.  How much more are they going to provoke us for someone at 1600 Penn Ave to man up and handle our national business?  

Europe is out of money.  We're out of money.  China is printing Money.  Russia is laundering Money.    Next week's economics lesson:  what happens when you turn down domestic pipelines.

CM Punk (WWE champ) wants to curbstomp the woman beating Chris Brown.  Brown's reply will lip synched...badly.

And last but not least

My little girl has turned one.  I am very very lucky. 

Monday, September 5, 2011

Football is in the air

NFL Prediction Time!!

East:
Philadelphia Eagles—Predicted 11-5-----Too much speed, but not enough front 7 D
Dallas Cowboys —Predicted  10-6-----Romo saves his job with a wild card spot.
New York Giants—Predicted 8-8-----Another year, more choke jobs in December.
Washington Redskins—Predicted 6-10-----Dan Snyder is the only man in Washington who's wasted more money than Obama

West:
St. Louis Rams—Predicted 10-6-----Sam Bradford grabs the title of best QB and best team in the division
Seattle Seahawks—Predicted 8-8-----Wanted:  A real quarterback
San Francisco 49ers—Predicted 7-9-----Stanford's loss is Harbaugh's loss
Arizona Cardinals—Predicted 5-11-----They'll challenge next year...after another top 10 draft pick.

North:
Green Bay Packers—Predicted 14-2-----Class of the division yet again
Minnesota Vikings—Predicted 8-8-----McNabb?  McNo
Detroit Lions—Predicted 8-8-----On the cusp, Stafford must stay healthy
Chicago Bears—Predicted 6-10-----Lovey Dovey time will be over after this year.

South:
Atlanta Falcons—Predicted13-3-----Matty Ice hopes not to get defrosted again in the playoffs
New Orleans Saints—Predicted 10-6-----Talent alone is enough for a playoff spot.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers—Predicted 7-9-----Up and Coming but still too young.
Carolina Panthers—Predicted 6-10-----Newton will be good, but not good enough.

Wildcard:   Saints, Cowboys

AFC

East:
New England Patriots—Predicted 13-3-----Brady's pissed, beware
New York Jets—Predicted 11-5-----Rex's talk can't stop a sweep by the Pats
Miami Dolphins—Predicted  6-10-----The hit will be put out on Sparano
Buffalo Bills—Predicted   4-12-----Thank God the Bengals can still claim the title of worst franchise

North:
Pittsburgh Steelers—Predicted 11-5-----Steel City Champions
Baltimore Ravens—Predicted  10-6-----The end of the Lewis era
Cleveland Browns—Predicted  8-8-----Holmgren's got them on the verge
Cincinnati Bengals—Predicted  3-13-----Hear that?  It's Carson Palmer laughing

South:
Indianapolis Colts—Predicted 10-6-----If Manning can't go they'll be fighting the Titans for 2nd place.
Houston Texans—Predicted  9-7-----Almost there but Colts still are more talented
Tennessee Titans—Predicted  6-10-----CJ can't make tackles
Jacksonville Jaguars—Predicted  2-14-----Bye bye Del Rio, soon enough hello L.A.

West:
San Diego Chargers—Predicted 12-4-----Rivers puts it together
Oakland Raiders—Predicted 10-6-----Just win baby
Kansas City Chiefs—Predicted  7-9-----Back to earth
Denver Broncos—Predicted  5-11-----Maybe Elway can still play?

Wild Cards: Jets, Raiders (tiebreaker over Ravens)

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AFC Championship:  Patriots vs Chargers

NFC Championship:  Packers vs Saints

Superbowl:    Patriots over the Saints

Friday, August 12, 2011

It's been a long time coming.

Been a tad busy these last few weeks but now I'm back and there is a whole lotta things going on.

Item 1:  FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!

Yes the NFL lockout was settled, pre season is here, and soon it'll be sundays in all their glory as it should be.  Look out for my famous season predictions in a few weeks.

Item 2:  WASHINGTON DC IS STUPID

So we almost had a default, the President doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, John Boehner can't take a shit without having the tea party complain about how he wipes, and our national credit score is in the tank.  Nobody wants to buy, people are losing their minds everywhere.  So I ask ladies and gentlemen, where are the zombies?  I was promised zombies when the world was falling apart and I don't see any.  Disappointing.

Item 3:  FRIENDS/FAMILY

I have grown increasingly aware of how much certain people, who will remain nameless, mean to me.  Not a long monologue on this topic, just an acknowledgement that my life, for all my bitching, ain't so bad.

Item 4:  GOP Field

I watched most of the Iowa debate last night and I've decided to come up with something for each of them.


The Candidates

  • Michele BachmannMichele Bachmann

    She always looks surprised when she's asked a question for some reason.  Also when they came back from a commercial she was gone and then came back on stage.  The debate is only like 2 hours long, you can't hold it?
  • Herman Cain

    I like this guy because he just says whatever he thinks when most of the others won't.  He won't get past super Tuesday or even South Carolina, but he's good for a few laughs every debate.
  • Newt Gingrich

    I'm happy he's running and I hope that his staffing issues don't doom him.  He is the #1 guy for me right now because I know he can out talk Obama and I still have a soft spot for the 90s Revolution.
  • Jon HuntsmanJon Huntsman

    Who the fuck is this guy?!
  • ron paulRon Paul

    Worthless, limp wristed, apologist.  Here's an idea if you want to be President:  STOP SAYING EVERYTHING IS OUR FAULT.  I don't even care if it is our fault, nobody wants to hear that.
  • tim pawlentyTim Pawlenty

    This guy is kinda like a less threatening Huckabee.  Nice guy I'm sure but he looks better suited to run a hardware store than push the button.
  • Mitt RomneyMitt Romney

    Used. Car. Salesman.  Not as charasmatic as Clinton, not a folksy as Bush, not a chance in hell of winning it all.
  • rick santorumRick Santorum

    Santorum is an oddball for me.  I like his stances generally but he seems out of place.  Kinda like you got your ass beat for the Senate a few years ago and you haven't figured out that your time is over.  We saw what happened with that kind of thinking in 2008.

Friday, June 24, 2011

The dog days of summer

It's just getting harder and harder to remember to post on this damn blog but because of my faithful audience I am back again to entertain you.

The NFL lockout continues going into nearly its 4th month if I'm counting correctly which I rarely do.  Billionaires vs Multi Millionaires.  Its kind of like your two most annoying neighbors arguing about who has the nicer garden gnomes.  It was interesting at first but now you just want both of them to shut the fuck up and get back working on their yards.

Speaking of yards I am the proud owner of this monstrosity.



Good Times...right Jimmy?


So the Miami Heat looked fucking horrendous against the Dallas Mavericks.  Now don't get me wrong I wanted them to win and they will likely be a team I'll root for next year but I took more shots in the 4th quarter than Lebron did.  If you want to be the big boy you need to take over games. MJ did it.  Kobe did it.  

Gonna be 33 soon.  Its not a huge change from 32 I know but I cant help but feel very bleak about this aging thing.  

In politics the more I see our possible GOP field the more I want Chris Christie to run.  Everytime he comes up against an obstacle he tends to bulldoze them with his political capital and his straight talk  I love that.  I wanted Newt and for as long as he's in I'll probably back him but at this point the only people who haven't left his campaign to work elsewhere is his gardner and his cable repairman.  Not looking too swift for him.  

Haven't watched any good movies lately other than Kings Speech.  The Fighter's been sitting on my player for almost 2 months so I expect to watch it this weekend and it should be good.  

Though today this is my favorite movie.  



Every day that she grins when she sees me in the morning is worth it. Maybe this aging thing isn't so bad afterall.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

InVESTigations

So its been awhile and it wasn't Bin Laden that gave me some urge to write, it wasn't Lebron being in the finals (HAHAHAHAHA) no, it was the biggest story of the week in college football.



As with all things, its sometimes now about the crime, its about the cover up.  It's about showing leadership and integrity and sacrificing W's to practice what you preach.  There are people still today, 4 days later, defending him as the image of virtue.  "It was only about selling their own stuff, it's not a big deal"  I remember when I heard similar arguments 13 years ago.  "It was only a civil suit testimony, it was only about an affair, it's not a big deal."  

The reality is Jim Tressel is learning what Bill Clinton learned in 1998.  Perjury is a crime under the law.  Lying to the NCAA is a crime under the law.  It doesn't matter what you lie about, or what you cover up.  Coming from someone who's always held himself up as the epitome of class this fall is worse than other recent coaches.  Everyone knew Pete Carroll was an asshole, so him scooting out of town before the hammer came down on USC is not a surprise.  Bruce Pearl is out at Tennessee because he couldn't deal with the rules.  Kelvin Sampson nearly ruined both Oklahoma and Indiana.

Now I know some of you are saying .....really...how bad of a history does he have?  Here's some light reading.

1986: Youngstown State, trying to boost morale to the economically devastated region of northeast Ohio, hires Ohio State offensive assistant Jim Tressel as head coach.

Spring, 1988: Quarterback and Youngstown native Ray Issac arrives at Youngstown State. Around this time, Tressel introduces Issac to Michael Monus, chairman of the Board of Trustees at Youngstown State and CEO of the drug store chain Phar-Mor. During their first meeting, Monus gives Issac 150 dollars, the first of what will become a habitual series of payments that will total roughly $10,000.

December 21, 1991: Isaac quarterbacks Youngstown State to a 25-17 win over Marshall in the I-AA National Championship Game.

July, 1992: Youngstown State chairman Michael Monus is indicted on fraud and embezzlement charges related to cooking the books at his drug store chain, Phar-Mor. The case would become known as one of the largest cases of corporate fraud in U.S. history. During the course of the investigation, Monus's relationship with Ray Isaac is brought to light. Tressel says he has no knowledge of Monus's payments to Isaac.

January, 1994: The NCAA delivers a notice of allegations to Youngstown State. Tressel, along with Youngstown State Athletic Director Joe Malsimur and Youngstown State President Leslie Cochran assure the NCAA that they will conduct a thorough internal investigation into the matter. This turns out to be a sham, as Malsimur never contacts Monus, and Tressel never speaks to Isaac. In December 2003, Tressel would claim that he can't recall whether or not he talked to Isaac about the allegations. Isaac says he never spoke to anyone.

December 18, 1995: Michael Monus is convicted of one count of conspiracy, two counts of bank fraud, five counts of wire fraud, two counts of mail fraud, two counts of filing false income tax returns, 96 counts of interstate transportation of stolen goods, and one count of obstruction of justice. He is sentenced to 19 and a half years in prison. Shortly before this, Monus and Isaac are both implicated in the bribing of a juror in Monus's first trial, which resulted in a hung jury. During this time, Isaac reaches out to Tressel for help, but Tressel distances himself, saying he doesn't want to know anything and Isaac should simply cooperate with authorities.

March 4, 1998: During the course of Michael Monus's trial for jury tampering, more rules violations are exposed at Youngstown State. The NCAA accuses Youngstown State with lack of institutional control, one of the most serious violations in the NCAA. The NCAA determines that Youngstown State's internal investigation in 1994 was not thorough or in-depth.

February 28, 2000: The NCAA concludes its investigation, accepting Youngstown State's self-imposed penalties, which include a reduction of two scholarships in 2000-2001, 2001-2002, and 2002-2003. Because the NCAA's statute of limitations expired in 1996, they cannot take away Youngstown State's 1991 National Championship. The NCAA also chooses not to sanction Tressel.

January 2, 2001: John Cooper is fired by Ohio State the day after losing to South Carolina in the Outback Bowl. Cooper finishes his career at Ohio State with a 3-8 bowl record and a 2-10-1 record against Michigan.

January 17, 2001: Ohio State hires Jim Tressel away from Youngstown State to replace John Cooper as head coach. The next day, during halftime of the Michigan-Ohio State basketball game, Tressel delivers his famous line that has become Ohio State lore: "I can assure you that you will be proud of our young people in the classroom, in the community and most especially in 310 days in Ann Arbor, Michigan."

January 20, 2001: Youngstown native Maurice Clarett, the star rusher for Harding High School in Warren (14 miles northwest of Youngstown) and the #1 running back recruit in the country, commits to play for Jim Tressel at Ohio State.

March 21, 2001: Ohio State cornerback Derek Ross is arrested on charges of driving without a license and providing false information to police. He is sentenced to 30 days in jail and suspended for the spring, but returns for the season and leads the Big Ten in interceptions.

November 15, 2001: Ohio State quarterback Steve Bellisari is arrested for driving drunk two days before OSU's game against Illinois. Tressel suspends him, only to reinstate him and allow him to play in the team's bowl game.

November 24, 2001: Tressel makes good on the promise he made 10 months earlier as Ohio State beats Michigan 26-20 in Ann Arbor. During the game, Maurice Clarett takes an official visit to Michigan on UM's dime, and spends the game on the Ohio State sideline cheering for the Buckeyes.

March 2, 2002: Ohio State tight end Redgie Arden is arrested for drunk driving. He spends three days in jail and is suspended from spring practices. Tressel reinstates him before the season and he plays in 11 games in 2002.

April 27, 2002: Ohio State linebacker Marco Cooper is arrested for felony drug abuse and carrying a concealed weapon. In November, he pleads out and is put on probation.

July 26, 2002: Ohio State fullback Branden Joe is discovered asleep in his car on a highway ramp near Ohio State's campus. He refuses a breathalyzer test, and is suspended for three weeks of preseason camp, along with the first game of the 2002 season.

July 29, 2002: Ohio State wide receiver Angelo Chattams is suspected of being involved in a theft, but prosecutors allow him to enter a program for first-time offenders and avoid a criminal charge. He is excused from the team, but never suspended.

August 17, 2002: Ohio State defensive tackle Quinn Pitcock is arrested for underage drinking. He is suspended for three weeks of offseason workouts, but is not suspended for any games.

August 24, 2002: Ohio State wide receiver Chris Vance is arrested for underage drinking. He is held out of the first two games, and goes on to be Ohio State's 4th leading receiver in the 2002 season.

October 13, 2002: Ohio State linebacker Fred Pagac, Jr. is arrested for persistant disorderly conduct. Arrested at 3:45 AM, police say he was intoxicated and had a role in a fight involving two women, and did not stop fighting when ordered by police. He is suspended for one game, and is allowed to play in the National Championship Game against Miami in January.

October 30, 2002: Ohio State long snapper Kurt Wilhelm is arrested for felonious assault. He is held out of Ohio State's game against Penn State.

April, 2003: Maurice Clarett files a report stating that a car he borrowed from a local dealership was broken into and thousands of dollars in cash, CDs, stereo equipment, and clothing was stolen. Clarett calls the police from a phone in Jim Tressel's office. He is later charged with lying about the value of the items and falsification of a police report. He pleads guilty, is ordered to pay a fine, and does no jail time.

May, 2003: Ohio State cornerback/receiver Chris Gamble and nine other players are ruled ineligible for signing autographs at a convention, during which they took an hourly salary.

June, 2003: Ohio State tight end Redgie Arden pleads innocent to his second drunk driving charge in 15 months.

Fall, 2003: The NCAA begins an investigation at Ohio State amid allegations of academic fraud and ineligibility. The investigation revolves around Maurice Clarett, and a teacher admits that Clarett received preferential treatment. The teacher is fired, and Clarett is found to be in violation of 14 conduct bylaws, two violations of receiving extra benefits because he is an athlete. The investigation also discovers that the Monte Carlo Clarett is driving was a loaner from a used-car lot. To make things worse, and forcing Ohio State's hand, is the fact that Clarett was regularly receiving benefits from Youngstown acquaintance Bobby Dellimuti. Dellimuti provided Clarett with 500 dollars in cash, and paid for thousands of dollars worth in cell phone bills for Clarett. Ohio State suspends him for the entire 2003 season. It is later revealed that Jim Tressel knew Dellimuti and knew who he was before Clarett's freshman season in 2002.

October 27, 2003: Ohio State tight end Louis Irizarry is arrested on three counts of first-degree misdemeanor assault. He is suspended two days later, and is found guilty of one count of assault, one count of negligent assault, and one count of disorderly conduct. He is put on probation, and is listed as second on the depth chart at tight end on Ohio State's spring 2004 roster.

November 16, 2003: Ohio State wide receiver Santonio Holmes and quarterback Troy Smith are arrested six days before the Michigan game on charges of misdemeanor disorderly conduct after a fight on campus in the early morning hours following Ohio State's win over Purdue. Holmes is held out of the starting lineup against Michigan, but plays the majority of the game and catches two touchdowns.

April, 2004: Ohio State fullback Branden Joe is cited for a misdemeanor open container violation, his second alcohol-related offense.

May 1, 2004: Ohio State tight end Louis Irizarry and cornerback Ira Guilford are arrested and charged with robbery after a student is assaulted and his wallet is stolen at 3 AM. They both plead innocent, and Guilford is released on bond, while Irizarry is held until the determination can be made whether or not he violated his probation from his October 2003 conviction.

May 5, 2004: Ohio State punter A.J. Trapasso is charged with underage drinking.

May 17, 2004: Ohio State punter A.J. Trapasso is arrested for underage drinking for the second time in 12 days.

June 7, 2004: Ohio State tight end Louis Irizarry is arrested for criminal trespassing after police pull him over and discover he has been banned from the campus of Ohio State.

October 23, 2004: Ohio State running back Lydell Ross is arrested for attempting to pass fake money to a woman at a gentlemen's club.

November 9, 2004: Maurice Clarett blows the whistle on Ohio State, attempting to expose all of the alleged corruption going on at his former school. He claims he "took the fall" during the 2003 investigation into his academics at Ohio State, and is now trying to clear his name. Clarett says that Jim Tressel arranged for Clarett to have access to several loaner vehicles, and that Tressel's brother Dick set up lucrative jobs that Clarett did not have to show up to. He also says that members of Tressel's staff introduced Clarett to boosters who provided him with cash benefits based on his performance on the field. Clarett says he would have been ineligible for the 2002 season, but that the Ohio State coaching staff set him up with an academic advisor whose only goal was to keep him eligible. He claims the academic advisor put him in Independent Study courses with hand-picked teachers who would pass him regardless of attendance. His allegations are corroborated by former Ohio State linebacker Marco Cooper. Cooper, who was kicked off the team because of multiple drug-related arrests, says he too was set up with fraudulent jobs and was provided with cars in exchange for signed memorabilia. Clarett says he is blowing the whistle on Ohio State because he feels they "blackballed" him from the university after suspending him for the 2003 season.

October 12, 2004: Louis Irizarry is sentenced to three years in prison.

December 20, 2004: Ohio State quarterback Troy Smith is suspended for the Alamo Bowl and the 2005 season opener for accepting $500 from a booster.

December 21, 2004: Ohio State wide receiver Albert Dukes is arrested on two felony counts of second-degree lewd and lascivious conduct involving a 12 year old girl. Tressel allows Dukes to travel with the team to the Alamo Bowl in San Antonio, and the charges are later dropped when the parents refuse to let their daughter testify in court.

February 16, 2005: The NCAA reprimands Ohio State offensive line coach Jim Bollman for trying to set up a recruit with a car, a loan, and a tutor. Jim Tressel is also reprimanded because Bollman is his subordinate.

May 11, 2005: Ohio State kicker Jonathan Skeete is arrested for drug trafficking. He is suspended.

May 19, 2005: Ohio State running back Erik Haw is cited by university police for smoking marijuana outside a dorm.

May 21, 2005: Ohio State lineman Tim Schafer is charged with disorderly conduct after police had to break up two fights between Schafer and another man. Both men were bloody and smelled of alcohol.

July 20, 2005: Ohio State athletic officials investigate a possible second NCAA rules violation by quarterback Troy Smith. Smith attended a quarterbacks camp run by Tennessee Titans quarterback Steve McNair, but because Ohio State runs on quarters instead of semesters, Smith may have missed class to attend, which would be an NCAA violation. Jim Tressel declines comment, saying the university's compliance department has not finished its inquiry.

December 6, 2005: Police say that Ohio State linebacker A.J. Hawk and center Nick Mangold reported a burglary at their apartment following their win over Michigan. According to the police report, the robbery took place sometime between 6:00 PM on November 22 and 8:00 PM on November 23rd. Hawk and Mangold tell police that $3000 in cash, $1425 in movies, two laptop computers, a $500 Gucci watch, and $750 worth of PlayStation and X-Box equipment was stolen. Police were not told about the crime until November 28.

December 22, 2005: Ohio State offensive lineman Andree Tyree is suspended from the Fiesta Bowl for a violation of team rules. It is later revealed that Tyree failed his third drug test.

March 7, 2006: Former Ohio State kicker Jonathan Skeete returns to the team as a walk-on following his arrest on drug trafficking charges in May 2005. He was convicted in October 2005, and despite his status as a convicted felon, he is readmitted to the university and reinstated to the football team.

April 2, 2006: Ohio State offensive lineman Alex Boone is arrested after driving under the influence and being involved in a two-vehicle crash. Jim Tressel says that Boone will not be suspended for any practices or games.

August 9, 2006: Ohio State tight end Marcel Frost is suspended for the 2006 season for violating team rules. Although the athletic department refuses to comment on the nature of the violation, spokesman Dan Wallenberg says Frost will remain on scholarship and be eligible to return in 2007.

September 18, 2007: Ohio State wide receiver Ray Small is arrested for driving with a suspended license.

September 24, 2007: Ohio State quarterback Antonio Henton is arrested for soliciting a prostitute.

December 12, 2007: Jeannette, Pennsylvania businessman Ted Sarniak is cleared of allegations of bribery as a result of police opting not to arrest Sarniak in October 2006 when he crashed his car into a utility pole following the Jeannette-Catholic Central football game. Sarniak smelled of alcohol, but was not taken into custody. Though cleared of the bribery accusations, Sarniak has a documented history of providing Pittsburgh Steelers football tickets and other gifts to police officers in Jeannette.

December 20, 2007: Ohio State cornerback Eugene Clifford is suspended for violating team rules.

January 17, 2008: The night before heralded Jeannette quarterback Terrelle Pryor takes an official visit to Michigan, Ohio State coaches have dinner with Jeannette businessman Ted Sarniak, who is a friend and mentor to Pryor.

March 19, 2008: Terrelle Pryor signs with Ohio State.

April 11, 2008: Ohio State defensive backs Eugene Clifford, Jamario O'Neal, and Donald Washington are held out of practice but not officially suspended. It is rumored that all three players failed drug tests.

July 7, 2008: Ohio State defensive back Eugene Clifford's career at OSU ends, as he is arrested again, this time for assault after allegedly punching two men in the face. He transfers to Tennessee State later in the month.

July 26, 2008: Ohio State defensive tackle Doug Worthington is arrested and charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. He misses no game action in the 2008 season.

December 11, 2008: Ohio State defensive end Nathan Williams is arrested for shoplifting. He receives no punishment other than "internal" from the coaches.

February 2, 2009: Ohio State offensive lineman Alex Boone is arrested after being belligerant and uncooperative with police while he jumps on car hoods in a drunken tirade. Boone flees from police, who find him under a patio and have to taze him to subdue him.

June 11, 2009: Ohio State running back recruit Jaamal Berry is arrested for felony possession of marijuana in Miami. He pleas down and agrees to take a six-month drug program online in exchange for having the charges dropped. He is allowed to enroll at Ohio State and join the football team without issue.

September 9, 2009: It is discovered that violations were committed during Ohio State's recruitment of quarterback Terrelle Pryor. Pryor's official visit to Ohio State for the game against Wisconsin in 2007 came with a discounted hotel rate. The other violation involves former Ohio State quarterback Troy Smith working at an Ohio State football camp in the summer of 2007, during which time Smith encourages Pryor to pick Ohio State. As a result of the hotel violation, Pryor is quietly ruled ineligible in August 2009 until he repays $158. Ohio State files a request to the NCAA to reinstate Pryor on August 21, and he regains his eligibility in time for the season opener on August 30.

April 2, 2010, 2:32 PM: Jim Tressel receives an email from Chris Cicero, a Columbus attorney. Cicero informs Tressel that several players have been selling signed items to tattoo parlor owner Edward Rife, who is under heavy investigation from the authorities on suspicion of drug trafficking. Rife informs Tressel of all of this, and details Rife's criminal history.

April 2, 2010, 6:32 PM: Tressel responds to Cicero's email, telling him he will "get on it ASAP."

April 16, 2010, 9:43 AM: Cicero emails Tressel again, giving details of cleats, jerseys, Big Ten championship rings and a national championship ring being sold.

April 16, 2010, 11:20 AM: Tressel responds to Cicero once more: "I hear you!! It is unbelievable!! Thanks for your help keep me posted as to what I need to do if anything. I will keep pounding these kids hoping they grow up. jt"

April 16, 2010, 2:26 PM: Cicero recommends that Tressel ban his players from going to the tattoo parlor and having any contact with Rife. He asks that Tressel keep their email communication private.

June 1, 2010, 7:33 AM: Tressel emails Cicero, informing him that the team will be receiving their 2009 Big Ten Championship rings, and asks if there are anymore names that Cicero can give him.

June 1, 2010, 4:09 PM: Cicero tells Tressel he has no new names, but that the names he gave him previously "are still good."

June 6, 2010, 9:15 PM: Five days later, Tressel thanks Cicero in what is their last known communication.

September 13, 2010: Jim Tressel signs an NCAA certificate of compliance, which indicates that he has reported any knowledge of any violations.

December 7, 2010: Authorities contact Ohio State, notifying them that they have raided Rife's tattoo parlor, and discovered several Ohio State items. The authorities, obviously unaware of any NCAA implications, are simply inquiring as to whether or not the items may have been stolen. The Ohio State athletic department is notified of this the next day.

December 9, 2010: Jim Tressel is informed that federal officials know about the items. Tressel still does not inform his superiors of his email exchanges with Chris Cicero. During the next week, Ohio State plans an internal investigation into the matter.

December 16, 2010: Ohio State interviews the six players implicated: quarterback Terrelle Pryor, running back Daniel Herron, wide receiver DeVier Posey, offensive tackle Mike Adams, defensive end Solomon Thomas, and linebacker Jordan Whiting.

December 17, 2010: Ohio State informs the Big Ten and the NCAA that they are preparing to self-report violations.

December 19, 2010: Ohio State releases its report, and declares the six players ineligible.

December 21, 2010: The NCAA contacts the six players, asking for additional information. Ohio State provides this information the next day.

December 22, 2010: The NCAA notifies Ohio State of its decision: 5-game suspensions for Pryor, Herron, Posey, Adams, and Thomas, and one game for Whiting. Incredulously, all six players are allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl on January 4.

December 23, 2010: Jim Tressel and Ohio State Athletic Director Gene Smith hold a press conference, announcing the findings and sanctions.

January 13, 2011: Ohio State's office of legal affairs stumble upon Tressel's email correspondence with Chris Cicero. They conduct a search of the email accounts of all members of the football staff, and discover that no one else knew of the players' contact with Edward Rife before December 2010.

January 16, 2011: Jim Tressel is questioned by Ohio State officials, and he acknowledges his contact with Chris Cicero.

February 2, 2011: Ohio State offensive lineman recruit Chris Carter is arrested the day before Signing Day on a charge of sexual imposition. He is accused of fondling up to eight girls at his high school under the pretense of measuring them for ROTC uniforms. Despite having a confession from Carter, authorities drop the charges five days later, and Carter is allowed to sign with Ohio State.

February 8, 2011: During an interview with NCAA and Ohio State officials, Jim Tressel admits that he knew violations were committed when he did not report what Cicero told him.

March 7, 2011: Yahoo! Sports reports that a source has told them that Jim Tressel knew of the violations in April 2010 and did not tell anyone else. Ohio State Athletic Director Gene Smith accelerates the process of the completion of the university's self-report.

March 8, 2011: Ohio State releases its report, disclosing Tressel's violation and announcing a two-game suspension and $250,000 fine for the head coach.

March 17, 2011: Ohio State and Jim Tressel announce that the two-game suspension will be increased to five.

March 25, 2011: It is revealed that Jim Tressel in fact didn't keep the email correspondence with Chris Cicero all to himself. He forwarded the emails to Ted Sarniak, the Jeannette businessman with an affinity for giving gifts to police officers, and friend and mentor of Terrelle Pryor from Pryor's days as the #1 recruit in the nation at Jeannette High School.

April 25, 2011: The NCAA delivers a notice of allegations to Ohio State and Tressel, accusing Tressel of failing to "deport himself in accordance with the honesty and integrity normally associated with the conduct and administration of intercollegiate athletics as required by NCAA legislation and violated ethical-conduct legislation when he failed to report information concerning violations of NCAA legislation and permitted football student-athletes to participate in intercollegiate athletics competition while ineligible."

May 1, 2011: Ohio State linebacker Dorian Bell is suspended for the entire 2011 season for an unspecified violation of team rules, with all rumors pointing to a persistant marijuana issue. Bell immediately leaves school with the intent to transfer; his hometown Pitt Panthers turn him away.

May 7, 2011: The Columbus Dispatch reports that Ohio State will investigate used-car purchases by dozens of Ohio State athletes at two Columbus car dealerships. The Dispatch discovers that at least eight athletes and 11 athletes' relatives bought used cars from two specific dealerships during the past five years.

May 23, 2011: Former Ohio State basketball player Mark Titus posts a lengthy blog post detailing his eyewitness accounts of "an unusually high volume of brand new Dodge Chargers driving around on campus, and just about all of them had tinted windows and rims on the outside with Ohio State football players behind the wheel on the inside."

May 25, 2011: Former Ohio State receiver Ray Small tells the Ohio State student newspaper that he sold items for cash during his time at Ohio State, and he also mentions that "the best deals came from the car dealerships." After facing blistering criticism from former and current Ohio State players, in addition to Ohio State fans, Small backtracks on his story, saying the newspaper twisted his words.

May 27, 2011: Ohio State announces that it will not disclose the correspondence between Jim Tressel and the Jeannette businessman, Ted Sarniak.

May 30, 2011: Jim Tressel interrupts his vacation in Florida to return to Columbus and deliver his letter of resignation to Athletic Director Gene Smith and university President E. Gordon Gee. The resignation comes on the eve of what is believed to be a very destructive Sports Illustrated article that is rumored to put Tressel and Ohio State even deeper in the hole.


Sports Illustrated article hmm?



My favorite part:

"In the morning he would read the Bible with another coach. Then, in the afternoon, he would go out and cheat kids who had probably saved up money from mowing lawns to buy those raffle tickets. That's Jim Tressel."

He won a hell of a lot of games, got them a title, and re-established them as a perennial threat for the BCS championship.  Through his arrogance and selfishness he also may have his former team on the verge of irrelevancy (in the eyes of what they have become accustomed to) for the next several years.  That's Jim Tressel too.