Friday, January 8, 2010

Jennifer's Body...

is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.  They try to be witty like Juno and fail.  They try to have a coherent plot and fail.  These are the successes of the movie:

1)  Megan Fox naked climbing out of a lake where you only see her back.

2)  Megan Fox french kissing a girl.*

*in hindsight I don't think its a success because this is the girl:



She's like Jeri Ryan and Michelle Trachtenberg had a baby with special needs.  That isn't a compliment.

I expect sexy, I expected horror, I expected funny.  I came away wishing we hadn't sent Julie and Julia back.

** out of 5 just because we almost saw Megan's ass.


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So Alabama rolled last night and its not surprising since Colt McCoy was knocked out early.  He's a good QB and could have kept them in it early but a frosh vs that defense is no contest.  With alot coming back I look for Bama to be top 8 pre season, maybe top 5, and to maybe repeat in the SEC depending on what LSU looks like.

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 Picked up a good question the other night watching Bill O'Reilly.  Obama wants to give rights and trials and protections to admitted terrorists like the camelfuckers who admit they were involved with 911.  But he doesn't mind blowing up a house or a village in pakistan with a predator drone because we think a would-be terrorist is in there.

Shouldn't we kill the admitted ones and wait for some guilt on the other ones?

Nah.....




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