Fried Green Tomatoes
The Notebook
I'd watch these pieces of shit before I ever set eyes purposefully on......
It's like an abomination....a mutation...Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein fucked high school musical and had a baby has one of those fucked up upper lips. I'd learn quotes from Steel Magnolias before I watch this shit. Now I'm not against fantasy movies. I never read the books but I like the Harry Potter movies, I like Star Wars and Star Trek, hell I even want to see the Narnia movies at some point because they look cool. But I can't express how deeply I dislike this new movie franchise and if I hear one more girly scream about the kid who is the werewolf....hey girls, we had one of those heart throbs when I was a kid too....
Expect the new kid to be on a VH1 reality show and/or a sci fi movie like Rock Monster versus Giant Mushroom within 10 years.
Well my March Madness bracket is F-U-C-K-E-D. This is why I don't like basketball but every year, like an 90 year old alzheimer's patient I hear about the tournament and forget that for the last 5 months I haven't watched ONE FUCKING GAME and yet I think this is important. I need therapy.
I would be remiss if I didn't mention the story thus far of the year and that is the Democrats using every dirty trick in the book to pass their socialist healthcare. Do we need reform, like pre existing conditions, buying across state lines, and tort reform? Sure. Do I need Washington telling me buy insurance or else? Hey Pelosi, Hoyer, Reid, etc. YOUR POP POLLS ARE LOWER THAN DOGSHIT. MORE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER LIVE NEXT TO A PEDOPHILE WHO HAS LEPROSY THAN STAND NEXT TO YOU. DOES THIS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO BE REELECTED?
And then we have Hussein and his sidekick babbling Joe. It's like they don't even want to get re-hired by America in 2012. Let's see how we can piss people off today. Give the terrorists civil trials in NYC no less...then we'll want to put them in the middle of America....and then we'll force healthcare against 60% of Americans saying no. You know why they can do this. Because we'll put either used car salesman Romney or MILF Palin against him and we'll find a way to lose against an all but admitted fucking socialist!
Well, its time to watch Zombieland, or as I like to call it...Congress.
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