Monday, July 5, 2010

Enough politics, lets talk some N...fucking....L.

I neglected to mention in the past few posts how I absolutely nailed the final margin for the Lakers victory.  So on the heels of my new sports psychic ability we're going to review the NFL divisions one at a time, followed then by playoff predictions.

Top team is predicted Division winner, bottom team sucks ass in most cases.

AFC East


The Jets are the sexy pick this year but you know who else is a sexy pick?  Marisa Miller and nobody ever says, forget Marisa Miller, I don't think she's good looking because a bunch of other people say so.  She is good looking and the Jets are a very very good team who added more weapons this year on both sides of the ball.  AFC Championship or major choke job this year.   (12-4)


 The Patriots were the shit 10 years ago, even 5 years ago, even 3 years ago.  Unfortunately Bill Billichick hasn't been washing his hoodie in the hot tub time machine.  Time waits for no man, even Tom Brady.  The Pats, if Wes Welker is healthy are still dangerous, but they're not scary anymore.  However, should the Jets choke on applesauce New England is ready to reclaim the division for this season.   (10-6)



Miami is sitting in 3rd place here for one reason.  Buffalo is fucking horrible.  They're young and maybe they could surprise some people, especially adding a talent like Brandon Marshall but I'm not buying them.  Next year they may supplant New England as #2 but not this year.  Henne needs more time and more weapons.   (8-8)




Buffalo is dreg of the NFL.  An owner more interested in the early bird special than building a good team they have holes everywhere, and their solution is CJ Spiller.  He'll be good, and he'll be flashy but he won't make a difference with the bottom line.  Buffalo is the worst team in the NFL and Jim Kelly isn't walking through the door anytime soon.  (3-13*)

*They play Jacksonville, Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, and Kansas City, all of them horrible teams.  They'll be lucky to win the 3/5 of them. 



Quick movies reviews.

4th Kind---freaky alien abduction movie supposedly based on real life situation, with supposed real life footage.  The footage makes the movie which is an enjoyable flick with a good cast and a lot of questions once the credits hit.  PS.  Watch the credits at the end.     **** 1/2 out of *****

Funny People---Adam Sandler, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan, what couldn't be funny.  It is funny, it has alot of moments, but it also has about 90 mins out of a 2 and a 1/2 hour movie about leukemia and trying to work in a love story  The only reaction I could have is this.   ** out of *****.  I will avoid this on HBO.





Next time it's the NFC East!

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